ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ sᴇᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴᴇ's ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴs

[interpersonally]

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text; un: kboy88

[kobes]

heyyyyyyy mister s
jsyk i'm totally keeping an eye on timmy this month and will definitely keep him out of trouble like always
🥰🥰🥰

[interpersonally]

( why does he even have his number. he's thankful the balfours have a closed network, at least. not thankful that all these posts go to everyone. he's already exhausted.

no emojis for you )

Maybe focus on the keeping him out of trouble part and forget the "like always."

[kobes]

[why do you hate fun, stef]

i'm sensing doubt. do you doubt my ability to behave?

i can be good, i promise~

[interpersonally]

Fine, Koby. You can be good. Happy? Did you need something in particular?

[kobes]

i can't say hello? thank you retroactively for your hospitality? your couch is my favorite by far to pass out on~

@sstrange

[rehandle]

[ Sober: ]

Family vacation?

[interpersonally]

( someone reads.

stefano maintains a perpetual buzz on the saltburn grounds. at least, after his morning coffee. he's paired advil with a bloody mary. )

Family reunion, apparently. I think we know nearly everyone. Including you.

You should join me for a drink. We have mutual interests.

[rehandle]

Due respect, Stefan, what mutual interests could we possibly have?

[ It's not a no. ]

[interpersonally]

( He could physically invite him to join, and then he could let him know, but he's not feeling tactfull today. He fully expects it might draw Stephen in, nonetheless. And in the event that's a no, well, at least he and Katherine aren't the only ones living with this information. )

Your ex-husband is sleeping with my son.

[rehandle]

[ ... ]

My what?

@q

[longitudinal]

Hi Mr. Salvatore.

It's been a long time, but I hear you're visiting Saltburnt? I've reconnected with Teo recently. I think we might go out for an evening, but I wanted to bring him some flowers. Do you know what his favorites are now?

I just want to get it right this time.

[ teo, you owe him one. ]

[interpersonally]

( Really. All of a sudden, everyone (for themselves or their mother) seems to be sending him messages. So, now, instead of hearing everything secondhand, he's being directly involved.

He hates when people stick their noses where they don't belong, and hates it even more when they aren't genuine about it. There is no backbone in this.

Teo really needs to communicate to his real, fake, and otherwise partners better. )

As far as I know, his taste range hasn't differed since the last time you were together, but how about I leave the job of dating my son to you.

( Since you were clearly enlisted and it's clearly a job.

But, he also wants his son to think this is working. Maybe he'll make less trouble. )

He likes poppies, but bring him roses. He isn't Dorothy Gale.

[longitudinal]

It isn't a job. Dating teo has never been a job. I didn't know he was going to be here, actually, but we ran into one another out by the pool. It's nice to see him again.

[ wow, okay mr salvatore, better remember your son dumped HIM thank you. ]

And he wants to go to the arcade, so I told him I'd take him. I don't have much time before I have to go back into training, so I really want to start off on the right foot.

[interpersonally]

I'm sure it is. There's nothing like it.

Then. Bring. Him. Roses. They're romantic. And classic. Or, bring him poppies. Those are my suggestions. He'll like the arcade.

[longitudinal]

Roses, got it. Roses for the first date, poppies for the second, that's what I'm hearing. This is great, Mr. Salvatore. Thank you.

I hope you've been doing okay? I didn't keep in touch after - I'm sorry about that.

[ golden retriever energy: go. ]

text | un: HZF

[homosexuals]

Good afternoon - is this Mr. Stefano Salvatore?

My name is Hawkins Fuller. I hope I'm not intruding, but if you have the time - I'd like to meet. I'd offer to buy you a drink, but I'm willing to bet it's not as quality as the stuff you've got back home.

Thanks in advance.

[interpersonally]

( his son sits next to him, reading.

he doesn't know where they are, in their slow journey back to being father and son, but they're probably not to - let me show you what your latest suitor sent me.

that his son seems to be genuinely interested in hawkins z. fuller, means he doesn't get the full force of what he wants to say. this isn't a diversion like q. this isn't a misguided whatever with harry. right?

still. pretenses. he has to work for it. )

There's no need to worry about quality, if you're familiar with Il Sangre De Calabria or Fratelli Borbonici, both are on the premises.

( But he hope he reaches for something on a higher shelf. Don't go for low-hanging fruit. )

I've read your nickname is Hawk, is that because you set your sights on what you want or from your skill with a racket?

I have time. When would you like to meet?

@timmyyyyy

[holyposition]

what's the deal with your doctor

[interpersonally]

"My" doctor? Our family doesn't use the same doctor now? Mi medico di base?

( His general practitioner? What is he trying to ask? )

[holyposition]

Stephen Strange? I think he's hitting on me

[interpersonally]

( His first thought before he gets a response is, do you need a doctor? And then. Wut? )

Where are you right now?

📨 delivery

[hymen]

[ resting atop your pillow: a luxe, cream envelope, your name embossed in gold letters, holding a textured invitation — ]

@il sangre

[interpersonally]

( rest assured, he does back channel his way into the right number to question this invitation, all the while fully suspecting his son is pulling a prank on him. he has no interest in an orgy. )

Do you specifically hire people to slip in and out of our rooms to drop your invitations? My assistant might as well be wearing a bell around his neck.

[hymen]

[ point to where it says orgy. this is a respectable gathering. ]

i leave the staff substantial tips. they have access to everything.

[interpersonally]

I believe this may have been left as a mistake. Is there a return address?