ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ sᴇᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴᴇ's ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴs

[interpersonally]

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Comments

[hymen]

not many people return such an exclusive invite.
don't like parties?

[ unless you're the hot stewardess playing hard to get. #embrysversion ]

[interpersonally]

I don't celebrate the American government, nor am I involved in it.

And I believe my son already secured himself an invite. Who am I to steal his thunder?

[hymen]

it's not a celebration of the american government. i mean, unless you want to celebrate me. i like all the same things everyone else does.

come on, if everyone thought like that, we'd have no guests. your son can hold his own. obviously. as demonstrated on video.

[interpersonally]

Careful.

[hymen]

it was free to the public.

[ he is the public. ]

[interpersonally]

Not what I'm warning you to be careful about. There are ways around diplomatic immunity, Signore U.S. Attorney.

I suggest you cease mention of my son's very public video. I don't know why you wanted your party to be a family affair, but I'm RSVPing no, Moore-Colchester. Or is it Colchester-Moore? I never cared enough to get all of your names straight.

[hymen]

you can call me embry.

[ ok fine, he'll stop. but YOUR son just sent him two peach emojis. ]

i've noticed a lot of people in this house like to throw threats around. it's like foreplay.

[interpersonally]

To you, or them? Or do you hope it's like that for me.