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[interpersonally]

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IL SANGRE

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[hymen]

[ resting atop your pillow: a luxe, cream envelope, your name embossed in gold letters, holding a textured invitation — ]

@il sangre

[interpersonally]

( rest assured, he does back channel his way into the right number to question this invitation, all the while fully suspecting his son is pulling a prank on him. he has no interest in an orgy. )

Do you specifically hire people to slip in and out of our rooms to drop your invitations? My assistant might as well be wearing a bell around his neck.

[hymen]

[ point to where it says orgy. this is a respectable gathering. ]

i leave the staff substantial tips. they have access to everything.

[interpersonally]

I believe this may have been left as a mistake. Is there a return address?

[hymen]

not many people return such an exclusive invite.
don't like parties?

[ unless you're the hot stewardess playing hard to get. #embrysversion ]

[interpersonally]

I don't celebrate the American government, nor am I involved in it.

And I believe my son already secured himself an invite. Who am I to steal his thunder?

[hymen]

it's not a celebration of the american government. i mean, unless you want to celebrate me. i like all the same things everyone else does.

come on, if everyone thought like that, we'd have no guests. your son can hold his own. obviously. as demonstrated on video.

[interpersonally]

Careful.

[hymen]

it was free to the public.

[ he is the public. ]

[interpersonally]

Not what I'm warning you to be careful about. There are ways around diplomatic immunity, Signore U.S. Attorney.

I suggest you cease mention of my son's very public video. I don't know why you wanted your party to be a family affair, but I'm RSVPing no, Moore-Colchester. Or is it Colchester-Moore? I never cared enough to get all of your names straight.

[hymen]

you can call me embry.

[ ok fine, he'll stop. but YOUR son just sent him two peach emojis. ]

i've noticed a lot of people in this house like to throw threats around. it's like foreplay.

[interpersonally]

To you, or them? Or do you hope it's like that for me.