ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ sᴇᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ's ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴs.

[interpersonally]

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[interpersonally]

Or a surgeon. Or, anyone with medical training. Do you think the wolves could have used their commune-given talents?

[holyposition]

It's possible. They'd at least have access to the equipment.

[ It needs to be, or he will throw up. ]

[interpersonally]

There's a list of butchers that can be cross-referenced with diamond collars.

[holyposition]

They didn't see a diamond with Paul too, did they?

[interpersonally]

Not that I know of.

[holyposition]

I was out for a lot of last month, so I might be missing some. But the butchers I know are Sanji, Saber (probably did Jake), Jem (wolf last year, probably not a second time), Hawk, and Shauna.

I can tell you who Hawk would go for if he were a wolf, and it wouldn't be Paul.

[interpersonally]

And Dean, apparently, according to Yelena.

I was also out. Were you sleeping?

[holyposition]

Dean. I don't know him well. He called me a boy scout as an insult.

Yeah. My soul went back home for three years.

[interpersonally]

To some people that is an insult. I don't know him either.

I went back for five.

[holyposition]

I was an Eagle Scout.

Wow. You didn't remember anything either?

[interpersonally]

No, not about this place. I lived a lot more life.

It takes a lot to become an Eagle Scout.

[holyposition]

Yeah. Me too. I joined the Army.

I was devoted to it. I liked it. Learning, bettering myself with new skills.

[interpersonally]

I went on the run.

It takes discipline.

[holyposition]

From what?

I used to have a lot more.

[interpersonally]

An ancient vampire hunter. It was one of many developments.

I survive and return. I'm back in Mystic Falls now. Damon's the one missing. A siren has him.

[holyposition]

A siren. Singing to sailors, siren?

[interpersonally]

As far as I've experienced, men. She just rewired my brother's brain and inserted herself in important memories of the love of his life.

[holyposition]

I don't mean to make light of it, because that sounds serious. But your world sounds like a nightmare, Stefan.

[interpersonally]

It's not always. You find the moments where you can.

But, being supernatural, that can make it harder.

[holyposition]

I think I'm happy just being a man.

Soccer girl came through again on Castiel. The hammer matches the fleshworkers'. Another strike against Armand.

[interpersonally]

Can a fleshworker's hammer be taken and used? Or did it only work in a fleshworker's hand?

[holyposition]

I don't know how well the tools are locked up. I guess it's possible. But the answer it looks like is usually the right one.

[interpersonally]

Not always, Tim.

[holyposition]

You're right, not always. But it's where we should start.

[interpersonally]

Thank you, for keeping me apprised.

Seriously. Stay away from Kai Parker.