ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ sᴇᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ's ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴs.

[interpersonally]

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[holyposition]

I was out for a lot of last month, so I might be missing some. But the butchers I know are Sanji, Saber (probably did Jake), Jem (wolf last year, probably not a second time), Hawk, and Shauna.

I can tell you who Hawk would go for if he were a wolf, and it wouldn't be Paul.

[interpersonally]

And Dean, apparently, according to Yelena.

I was also out. Were you sleeping?

[holyposition]

Dean. I don't know him well. He called me a boy scout as an insult.

Yeah. My soul went back home for three years.

[interpersonally]

To some people that is an insult. I don't know him either.

I went back for five.

[holyposition]

I was an Eagle Scout.

Wow. You didn't remember anything either?

[interpersonally]

No, not about this place. I lived a lot more life.

It takes a lot to become an Eagle Scout.

[holyposition]

Yeah. Me too. I joined the Army.

I was devoted to it. I liked it. Learning, bettering myself with new skills.

[interpersonally]

I went on the run.

It takes discipline.

[holyposition]

From what?

I used to have a lot more.

[interpersonally]

An ancient vampire hunter. It was one of many developments.

I survive and return. I'm back in Mystic Falls now. Damon's the one missing. A siren has him.

[holyposition]

A siren. Singing to sailors, siren?

[interpersonally]

As far as I've experienced, men. She just rewired my brother's brain and inserted herself in important memories of the love of his life.

[holyposition]

I don't mean to make light of it, because that sounds serious. But your world sounds like a nightmare, Stefan.

[interpersonally]

It's not always. You find the moments where you can.

But, being supernatural, that can make it harder.

[holyposition]

I think I'm happy just being a man.

Soccer girl came through again on Castiel. The hammer matches the fleshworkers'. Another strike against Armand.

[interpersonally]

Can a fleshworker's hammer be taken and used? Or did it only work in a fleshworker's hand?

[holyposition]

I don't know how well the tools are locked up. I guess it's possible. But the answer it looks like is usually the right one.

[interpersonally]

Not always, Tim.

[holyposition]

You're right, not always. But it's where we should start.

[interpersonally]

Thank you, for keeping me apprised.

Seriously. Stay away from Kai Parker.

[holyposition]

Thanks to you too.

I will. Promise.

[holyposition]

Can you tell me where the tip about Giles being killed by a diamond came from?

It seems suspicious theyre the only team implicated so far, right?

[interpersonally]

I think it was in our Clubs Chat. I'd have to find it again.

Or, they're the only members of the wolves to possibly be caught. Maybe they were sloppier than the other kills.

Homelander was probably killed in one swipe. Paul was held in place.

[holyposition]

I need to know if it’s trustworthy.

And Will was caught by surprise.

[interpersonally]

Neon Tetra @ n He's in the Clubs. But, he says he can't guarantee the source is credible. He overheard it in the dispersing crowd.

How was he killed again?