ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ sᴇᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴᴇ's ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴs

[interpersonally]

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[interpersonally]

She liked Soap Dish.

[holyposition]

Really?

Kevin Kline is kind of hot in it.

[ If he's gonna be involved in his son's love life, he's inviting this kind of commentary. ]

[interpersonally]

I liked Elisabeth Shue.

But, you're not wrong about Kevin Kline. Also, A Fish Called Wanda.

( Also, Jamie Lee Curtis. )

[holyposition]

I pretended to, before I was out.

[ Before he should have been watching any of these movies. Boarding school boys... ]

[interpersonally]

If, Kevin Kline, then Robert Downey Jr.

[holyposition]

[ Not the Tim Laughlin-coded one... ]

You like twinks but you turned down Koby?

1/2

[interpersonally]

In that movie, he was a twink?

[interpersonally]

I'm not attracted to a friend of my son's, and in no world would I take Koby up on either offer he made.

[holyposition]

Borderline. But kind of. He looks better now.

[ Now that he's in his 40s. Someone is gonna love the Iron Man press tour next year... ]

I was kidding, papa.

[interpersonally]

Ha. Ha.

[holyposition]

We both need to lighten up if we're gonna make it through the summer. Come on. It was kind of funny.

[interpersonally]

10%. Room for improvement.

I love you.

[holyposition]

🙂

[ Not there yet. But maybe eventually. ]

🎀

[interpersonally]

🍇

📖

[holyposition]

Have you ever thought about getting into rum?

[interpersonally]

( He's not going to get his hopes up, but this feels promising. )

Bourbon brought with it a lot of challenges, but I have looked into other distilling options. Why?

[holyposition]

I need a good excuse to be in the Bahamas. For work.

[ ...sorry, papa. ]

Any progress on finding out who got my tape?

[interpersonally]

( For work. Nice try. )

No forward movement yet, but it's being worked on. We'll get answers.

[holyposition]

[ It IS!!!! ]

So...nothing in the Caribbean then. That's fine, I'll figure something out.

I want to make them a deal. They got past Alvida's security once, they can do it again.